Last week’s stats and storylines were all about how everyone is a better dancer than Keyshawn Johnson, including Barack Obama, Axl Rose, my grandmother, Al Pacino, Ewoks, every single player in the NFL, and most certainly, all the other Stars appearing on this season of DWTS. This week, the stats are all about how everyone on this season is maybe as good a dancer as has appeared on DWTS ever . . . period, end thought. Virtually everyone on the show is legitimately in the hunt through Week 3.