What can possibly follow up all the adorable kitties and pugs of our first two Mel’s March Madness competitions? Well, after thinking long and hard, I realized we’re all looking forward to something this weekend. Yes, we are fortunate enough to have two cosmic events occurring late Saturday night / early Sunday: it’s “Batman vs. Superman”s opening weekend and the Easter bunny is coming. How else to celebrate this unholy uprising/holiest rising but a battle to the death: a Sweet Sixteen of Batman vs. Bunny gifs.
Let’s get ready to ruuuuuuummmmmblllllle.
“Sad Batman 41%” vs. “Rage Bunny 41%”
This bunny GIF actually has a better rating, it is just being used to express distress. Sorry, Batman. Maybe Alfred will make you a cocoa and listen to you cry.
“Penis Repellent” vs. “Chick Magnet”
In what could be the strongest contender on the Batman side, Batman fights a shark that looks like junk. I’m more concerned about the bunnies that guy might have been crushed than Batman being eaten by that dick.
“I’m Batman” vs. “I’m Batman”
Being Batman is just declaring it and making faces, right? And protecting Gotham?
Obviously, this bunny doesn’t even need to break a sweat to let you know who is boss.
“Worst Batmobile Ever” vs. “Worst Buttmobile Ever”
Yeah yeah yeah, someone is Jackass-ing Batman style, that’s crazy, WAIT … did that goose poop out a bunny? How did he do that? Did that bunny live there? I could watch this all day.
Heh. These are the funniest Batman gifs I could find, and the bunnies are SCHOOLING Batman. I almost feel bad for Batman, but then I remember how he unceremoniously dumped Jennifer Garner.
Molly isn’t funny, guys. “The Dark Knight” wasn’t funny either. But bunnies falling over because they’re so messed up is HILARIOUS.
“Da Bomb” vs. “Sex Ba-Bomb”
Batman running is going to kill any time, but when he goes head-to-head with a bunny making sweet love to a balloon till it pops? His days are numbered.
For the very first time …
For the very first time in Mel’s March Madness, WE HAVE A WINNER! BUNNIES WIN! BUNNIES WIN! BUNNIES WIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnn!
Let’s give it up for all our players.